An alien baby. Blowing up balloons while sitting in a pool of Alka Seltzer. And yodeling.
This is how I feel right now. I was all set to add a little piece to my earlier post today about how I thought I'd solved my tummy troubles. And in that moment, my tummy informed me that I was wrong.
"An alien baby. Blowing up balloons while sitting in a pool of Alka Seltzer. And yodeling."
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It was horrible. I was ready to perform an at-office alien baby caesarean at my desk.
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