May the lords be with you... and you ... and you... busy busy lords!

On the tenth day of Christmas
I chose to eat:
Ten lords! Woo hoo! That’s what I’m talkin' about baybee!
Hot, hot lor-- Sorry. I’m okay now.
But I’m sticking with the lords.
Nine loaves of bread
Eight milks a-shaken
Seven swans a-sautéed
Six geese a-baked
FIVE ONION RINGS (yuck)!
Four smelly cheeses
Three french toast
Two turtle soups
And a partridge with some pears, please.