Gack! And technically it was Plaintiff's Reply to Defendant's Reply to Plaintiff's Response to Defendant's Motion to Take Judicial Notice and Motion to Dismiss. But that's too damn wordy, even for a lawyer. Even more fun was the document I wrote just before that, where we are the defendant instead of the plaintiff like 99.9% of the time. So writing it goes like this: "Plaintiff -- oh fuck! Defendant asserts that Plai-- fuck!! Defendant has met all of the statutory requirements...."
Thankfully that document was only three pages.
So anyhow, took my first dose of prednisone and antibiotics last night and a second one this morning. Started feeling better within an hour of the first dose. It's funny, you -- or at least I -- just don't realize how lousy you feel with this kind of thing. Not only can I breathe through my nose again, I can think since the constant headache I've had for three weeks is nearly gone.
Of course, I'd be feeling a lot better if it wasn't that TOM. And I'd be feeling a LOT better if I could just read a fucking calendar. Then I wouldn't have Mother Nature's lovely little red footprints all over my unmentionables because I'm out of feminine hygiene products at the office.
Just kidding -- partly -- on that last one. But it's a great visual, isn't it? Muwahahahahaha!! Seriously though, I would feel a lot better without cramps. Should make tomorrow's 16-miler just LOADS of fun. I'm packing the Advil now.
Side note: I was laughing because I could search the website for "red footprints" and get this. So then I searched for "craziest web searches ever" which came up with, among other things, the craziest commercials ever. Which talked about a Cuban gynecologist and now I'm not so sure I want to play anymore. But which does remind me that I'm due for my annual.
Well now. Hopefully I have thoroughly squicked you out or made you spit coffee all over your monitor. My work here, she is done.